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kill-marry-fuck: sausage edition, slice of sauce, hostage negotiation training, dr. phil hostage incident, RBG scrunchies, first penis and scrotum transplant, sperm in space, human/sheep chimeras, redistribution of halloween candy, jokes not to make on your grandmothers 69th birthday, obscure names for the devil, car jacking fast food spree, 28 lb dump, #GetItOffTheShelf