I’ve been playing through L.A. Noire for the first time. I’ve made a personal rule that I can only be high when I play, so me and stoned Detective Phelps are having a mess of a time trying to read people’s faces. It doesn’t help that L.A. Noire hits the exact area of the uncanny valley that causes nightmares.

Tumble Dry Comics: If I killed every wife that served me papers I’d be a mass murderer.