“Listen, henchman, The Protagonist is going to be coming up this hallway any minute. I want you to stand guard here.”

“Here, sir?”


“Right here, sir? Right next to these red barrels?”

“That’s right.”

“That seems incredibly dangerous. Why can’t I stand over on the other side of the room?”

“I need you here, henchman. Look, if you get into trouble, just duck behind them for cover.”

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